The envelop you are planning to give me on my wedding day
Abeg π bring am now
Enu gbeπ’π’
Not every Boo is a Boo.Some are Taboo. Some are Booshit. Some are Boodog. Some are Bamboo. While Some are OloriBooruku...
Yeeeh who slapππ me? π€·♀ππ
God Please let them add more 2months to this Corona lockdown
ππππππ
So Nigerian girls go get sense
.
Amen πππ
πAll of una weh wan go back to school, if dem do "social distancing" for exam Hall *"UNA GO FIT COPE"*ππ...
π *When you don't have Data you think of all the things you can Google, but once you get Data your brain becomes blank* πππππππππ
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Wednesday, April 22, 2020
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Sunday, April 5, 2020
JOKES UNLIMITED; Breaking news
Breaking news
Just three days lockdown condom don finished na pharmacy instead of buying Face mask they are buying dick mask
Fear Sierra Leone
youths
Imagine you invited you girl to spend the 3days lockdown
with you and she started her period on the first day of the lockdown.
Bravo to our leaders for d proper planning.
What a good government!
Tips for get bby for d lockdown
Invite u bby Saturday night
Nor warm am oooo
Jes go buy sleeping pills
Drop am pa e drink
Bra uhna have fun
Sleep ps wit am foop
Broda u don hammer d three days
Na so r b survive Ebola lockdown three days r fiba married
man
PUBLIC NOTICE
This is to warn you that the Government will not be held
responsible for any unwanted PREGNANCY during this period.
The Govt. has only advised ISOLATION, not COPULATION.
It is an order to
stay at HOME not an order to stay under the DUVET.
Thank you.
You will be dating your girl fine fine and one foolish boy will come and buy her Airtime then she
will be misbehaving like an Android phone that needs flashing
Ladies, you dey worry us too much. When your parents weren’t
able to give you money. Did you leave them?
Guys, do your best and leave the rest.
After the war, the Israelites came to Moses and said,
"we counted and NO ONE IS MISSING" (Num 31 vs 49), from now till the
end of this Corona virus, I Pray None Will Be Missing In Your Family,
Among Your Friends
And Love Ones In Jesus' Mighty Name, Amen. Claim it & send it to your loved
ones including me if I am one of them.
Dating a cute guy is stressful,if he doesn't Chase girls,
girls will chase him.
There must be a Chase
Saturday, April 4, 2020
Questions We don't Know and Things We didn't see.about COVID 19
This country upgraded virus oooo, The whole world is still battling with
COVID-19
Who Brought Corona Virus To Nigeria? Italian Man. What is the name? We Don't Know. What about the picture? We didn't see.
9 people have been cured and Discharge from Corona Virus. What did they used to treat them? We don't know
A Chinese Billionaire donated Kits to Nigeria to curtail Corona Virus. Where are the items? We have not seen. Who has received any of such items? We don't Know
Individual and corporate bodies have been donating
THIS ONE NO BE JOKE. HOW TO PREVENT CORONA VIRUS AT EARLY STAGE
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!!
I Want To Share That Information With You All.
The Major Cause Of Death Is Respiratory Failure. The Thick Mucus In The Throat Stops Air Flow In Airways, Nasal Chamber Etc. That Is Why People Need Ventilators.
HOW TO CHECK YOUR COVID-19 STATUS AT HOME USING EGGS:
HOW TO CHECK YOUR COVID-19 STATUS AT HOME USING EGGS:
Scientists and Doctors have just discovered a means of checking your COVID-9 status by yourself at the convenience of your home.
TAKE NOTE: The results takes a long time.
Barack Obama is asking Africans not to accept the vaccines that will come from America and Europe...
Barack Obama is asking Africans not to accept the vaccines that will come from America and Europe...
Barack Obama: I'll be an accomplice if I don't denounce this evil act white people want to do to Africans, first of all I was born in America but I'm African blood, I'm not going to allow white people to kill Africans with their toxic vaccines, I ask Africans to be smart, and to ensure that coronavirus vaccines do not enter African territories, there is a Machiavellian plan they invent, saying we come to help Africans, or that they will come to kill you, I will let this message be shared everywhere, to awaken African minds so that the vaccines do not arrive in Africa.
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