Breaking news
Just three days lockdown condom don finished na pharmacy instead of buying Face mask they are buying dick mask
Fear Sierra Leone
youths
Imagine you invited you girl to spend the 3days lockdown
with you and she started her period on the first day of the lockdown.
Bravo to our leaders for d proper planning.
What a good government!
Tips for get bby for d lockdown
Invite u bby Saturday night
Nor warm am oooo
Jes go buy sleeping pills
Drop am pa e drink
Bra uhna have fun
Sleep ps wit am foop
Broda u don hammer d three days
Na so r b survive Ebola lockdown three days r fiba married
man
PUBLIC NOTICE
This is to warn you that the Government will not be held
responsible for any unwanted PREGNANCY during this period.
The Govt. has only advised ISOLATION, not COPULATION.
It is an order to
stay at HOME not an order to stay under the DUVET.
Thank you.
You will be dating your girl fine fine and one foolish boy will come and buy her Airtime then she
will be misbehaving like an Android phone that needs flashing
Ladies, you dey worry us too much. When your parents weren’t
able to give you money. Did you leave them?
Guys, do your best and leave the rest.
After the war, the Israelites came to Moses and said,
"we counted and NO ONE IS MISSING" (Num 31 vs 49), from now till the
end of this Corona virus, I Pray None Will Be Missing In Your Family,
Among Your Friends
And Love Ones In Jesus' Mighty Name, Amen. Claim it & send it to your loved
ones including me if I am one of them.
Dating a cute guy is stressful,if he doesn't Chase girls,
girls will chase him.
There must be a Chase
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