The envelop you are planning to give me on my wedding day

Abeg 🙏 bring am now
Enu gbe😢😢

Not every Boo is a Boo.Some are Taboo. Some are Booshit. Some are Boodog. Some are Bamboo. While Some are OloriBooruku...

 Yeeeh who slap👋👋 me? 🤷‍♀🙄🏃
God Please let them add more 2months to this Corona lockdown
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
So Nigerian girls go get sense
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Amen 🙄🙄🙄

 👉All of una weh wan go back to school, if dem do "social distancing" for exam Hall *"UNA GO FIT COPE"*💔😂...
👉 *When you don't have Data you think of all the things you can Google, but once you get Data your brain becomes blank* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Breaking news

Just three days lockdown condom don finished na pharmacy  instead of buying Face mask they are buying dick mask

  Fear Sierra Leone youths

Imagine you invited you girl to spend the 3days lockdown with you and she started her period on the first day of the lockdown.

Bravo to our leaders for d proper planning.

What a good government!

Tips for get bby for d lockdown

Invite u bby Saturday night

Nor warm am oooo

Jes go buy sleeping pills

Drop am pa e drink

Bra uhna have fun

Sleep ps wit am foop

Broda u don hammer d three days

Na so r b survive Ebola lockdown three days r fiba married man

PUBLIC NOTICE

This is to warn you that the Government will not be held responsible for any unwanted PREGNANCY during this period.

The Govt. has only advised ISOLATION, not COPULATION.

 It is an order to stay at HOME not an order to stay under the DUVET.

Thank you.

You will be dating your girl fine fine and one foolish  boy will come and buy her Airtime then she will be misbehaving like an Android phone that needs flashing

Ladies, you dey worry us too much. When your parents weren’t able to give you money. Did you leave them?

Guys, do your best and leave the rest.

After the war, the Israelites came to Moses and said, "we counted and NO ONE IS MISSING" (Num 31 vs 49), from now till the end of this Corona virus, I Pray None Will Be Missing In Your Family,

 Among Your Friends And Love Ones In Jesus' Mighty Name, Amen. Claim it & send it to your loved ones including me if I am one of them.

Dating a cute guy is stressful,if he doesn't Chase girls, girls will chase him.

There must be a Chase

Questions We don't Know and Things We didn't see.about COVID 19

This country upgraded virus oooo, The whole world is still battling with COVID-19

Who Brought Corona Virus To Nigeria? Italian Man. What is the name? We Don't Know. What about the picture? We didn't see.

9 people have been cured and Discharge from Corona Virus. What did they used to treat them? We don't know

A Chinese Billionaire donated Kits to Nigeria to curtail Corona Virus. Where are the items? We have not seen. Who has received any of such items? We don't Know

Individual and corporate bodies have been donating

THIS ONE NO BE JOKE. HOW TO PREVENT CORONA VIRUS AT EARLY STAGE

ATTENTION!!!   ATTENTION!!!  ATTENTION!!!!

Lockdown Has Been Removed In China. They Opened Dead Bodies During Post Mortem To Find Out Cause Of Death And How To Control It. They Have Found Out The Cause And Therefore Removed The Lockdown.

I Want To Share That Information With You All.

The Major Cause Of Death Is Respiratory Failure. The Thick Mucus In The Throat Stops Air Flow In Airways, Nasal Chamber Etc. That Is Why People Need Ventilators.

HOW TO CHECK YOUR COVID-19 STATUS AT HOME USING EGGS:

HOW TO CHECK YOUR COVID-19 STATUS AT HOME USING EGGS:

Scientists and Doctors have just discovered a means of checking your COVID-9 status by yourself at the convenience of your home.

TAKE NOTE: The results takes a long time.

Barack Obama is asking Africans not to accept the vaccines that will come from America and Europe...

Barack Obama is asking Africans not to accept the vaccines that will come from America and Europe...

Barack Obama: I'll be an accomplice if I don't denounce this evil act white people want to do to Africans, first of all I was born in America but I'm African blood, I'm not going to allow white people to kill Africans with their toxic vaccines, I ask Africans to be smart, and to ensure that coronavirus vaccines do not enter African territories, there is a Machiavellian plan they invent, saying we come to help Africans, or that they will come to kill you, I will let this message be shared everywhere, to awaken African minds so that the vaccines do not arrive in Africa.

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JOKES; covid-19 symptom

Having sex with a maid is not easy to live with. Whenever you hear her say "auntie I want to tell you something "..... You will just develop symptoms of covid-19 straight

THE CONSEQUENCES OF BAD COMBINATIONS Abeg, I warn you in advance say laugh go nearly kill you o as you read this post:

THE CONSEQUENCES OF BAD COMBINATIONS                      ..by Mr Five

Abeg, I warn you in advance say laugh go nearly kill you o as you read this post:
Now let's Laff small.

I come from a family that loves beans. We love beans so much that we can eat it, morning afternoon and night.
My dad was a police officer. He told me how he almost missed a promotion exams bcos of beans.
One day, I was to travel to the East. The night  before the journey from Lagos, I ate more than enough beans.
I  boarded a Homer bus very early in the morning from cele bus stop. It was a fully air- conditioned bus.