JOKES; covid-19 symptom

Having sex with a maid is not easy to live with. Whenever you hear her say "auntie I want to tell you something "..... You will just develop symptoms of covid-19 straight


About Me
Unlike Others, I don't post things I do on Facebook, even today I ate pizza shawarma and licked ice cream and drank hollandia yoghurt, I did not post it online
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Please stop bringing your life and what you do to social media, it's not good.
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Tomorrow I will be going to
shoprite and also go swimming watch movie at the cinema,
I won't let anybody know.
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Please is not everything you will be posting on
facebook, it's not good and now I am currently using IPhone 11x
but I won't let anybody know because I
don't broadcast myself
Some pastors are waiting for Corona virus to end for them to continue healing the sick my brother, which sickness do you want to heal again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exercise your brain as we stay quarantined at home:

Can you
identify the fruit from each of the statements below:

(There is a fruit in each statement)

Example: Did you see a man go by? (Mango)

1. ​He found his home lonely after his dog’s death.

2.​ One dare not rob an anaconda of its prey.

3.​ The crook made his escape armed with a gem.

4. ​She told her uncle money was what she needed more.

5.​ If I go out now, I shall miss my cousin.

6. ​Either courage or anger made him move swiftly.

7.​ The beggar held out his cap pleading for money.

8.​ Matters regarding rape should be dealt differently.

9. ​The English teacher Ryan teaches French too.

10.​ He saw his papa yawning at work.

11.​ He had kept on his lap lumpsum of money.

12.​ Are classes for Telugu available in this city?

13.​ It is easy to shape a child rather than a man.

14. ​He is an extremely cheesy guy.

15.​ Can I wear a khaki with a black shirt?

Please try.....👍🏻

All the best